respect but no fucking way
i think i broke my collarbone watching this
Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.
Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.
Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
I almost puked when this happened. He has no chill.
October thru December are the best months
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
to catch a redditor
title: my heart, in deadly rhythm
summary: there exists somewhere a very, very small list containing the names of people who don’t want louis tomlinson dead. harry styles may or may not be one of those people.
Best dad ever
Liam: *blows and rubs your hands*
Harry: *gives you his coat/jacket*
Louis: *gives you his beanie*
Zayn: *wraps your in a big hug under his coat*
Niall: “well damn, i can’t change the weather”
people have so many requirements in another person for relationships. all i want is for someone to love me and never let me go to bed feeling unwanted. that’s literally it.
hi yes hello this is me it’s not that hard uhg
Cute dorky neighbor boy who buys you pizza: MARRY HIM.
I blinked one day and when I opened my eyes, it was normal to have an American army battling Americans on American streets. No one even calls it a war. But it is.
Don’t forget this crazy shit actually happened.
Don’t forget this shit is STILL happening
Imagine your OTP meeting again after being reincarnated, seeing each other on the street, connecting for an intense and brief moment then walking right past each other never to meet again.